the Guest Lecturers:

Noah Zark

A familiar sight at ArmageddonCons was Noah Zark of the planet Wermwud, who foresaw the coming eruption of his star and built a small fleet of escape ships for himself, his three sons and samples of thousands of native species who would otherwise have been annihilated-including the famous Apocasaurus Arma. We will all miss old Zark, who recently passed away aged 950 after attending the first nine ArmageddonCons; and welcome his grandson Arphaxad, who will serve as toastmaster in his grandfather's place.